Q: Ok, let’s go to comic strips. How’s that?
A: Sounds fine to me.
Q: Ever read Dilbert?
A: It’s okay, I guess. I read it from time to time.
Q: How about the name of the really lazy guy who makes a living doing his best to get out of work. What’s his name?
A: There is no character like that in Dilbert. They are all extremely efficient, effective employees who make their employer proud. In fact, I don’t know why anyone thinks it’s meant to be a comedy. No lazy people at all. Nope, not a one…
Q: Are you kidding? OF COURSE it’s a dysfunctional office, that’s the point! Are you just THAT determined to never say that name at all? Really?
A: We’re concentrating on the pointy-haired boss right now…